Well I had a shit of a day. Nothing unusual there. My job sucks, my boss is a tool and the coffee machine is a joke.
Anyway, I get home, get out of my car and stand up straight into a huge frigging spiderweb! If that wasn't enough I then hear this voice in a false German accent "Hey ugly man! That took eight hours to create and now it has been destroyed in two seconds by your Cro-Magnon brow!"
A little shocked I turn to see a house spider the size of a dinner plate on the inside of my opened car door wearing Dolce&Gabana jeans, a chunky gold chain around its neck and Prada sunglasses on its forehead.
I was in no mood to be taking shit from a false German arachnid looking like someone from tosspotwannabetrendy.com so I closed the car door and locked it. I was not going deal with it then or now. So to the muffled expletives of an eight-legged twink I walked into my house to get drunk and go to sleep.
I'll sort it out tomorrow.
To Be Continued....
1 comment:
And sooooo...I'm waiting...I wanna know what happens 'cause that beasty could have jumped you the moment you opend the car door again!
Are you alive, or what? I see another post, so I guess you are...
You can't leave me hangin' like this!
I'm from the frigid wasteland of arctic Canada, so posts like yours, well, nope, not here!
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